- A hospital is no place to be sick. - Samuel Goldwyn
- A little pain never hurt anyone.
- Alive again in death. - Nick Brandt
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra
- Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn
- Be drug-free and smoke some crack. - Samuel Goldwyn
- Did you hear about the two brothers who are exactly alike in their own way?
- Did you hear that Johnny's left side was chopped off? It turned out that he was "alright!"
- Eyes without sight can still have vision.
- Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth
of old age. - Victor Hugo
- He lived his life to the end.
- He was dead, but he got better. - from 'Crank: High Voltage' movie
- Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got.
- I was comfortable inside these wounds. - from the song 'Death of Me' by Red
- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
- I'd rather feel the pain than nothing at all.
- If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn
- If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave. - Yogi Berra
- If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
- It's not that I want to kill Lois, I just don't want her to be alive anymore. - Stewie Griffin
- Often it is fatal to live too long. - Racine
- Rehab is for quitters!
- The fact that he's dead does not prove that he'd lived. - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
- The first condition of immortality is death. - Stanislaw Lec
- The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying. - Samuel Goldwyn
- The things that bring joy come from those which bring pain.
- There is poison in the medicine.
- To Live is to Die. - [song by heavy metal band Metallica]
- When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. - Ayn Rand
- When you are no longer growing, you are no longer alive. You become part of the living dead. - Kute Blackson
- Who is the oldest inhabitant of this village? 'We haven't got one; we had one, but he died three weeks ago'.
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