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No Means Yes  msg listID: 851

Reply to: 1851 by Emoxer < Prev  2108  Next > Reply | Post New
Re: No Means Yes - Oxymoron # 851 Foxy_Moron - 10/21/2005 00:46
A mother told her daughter to say "NO" to everything her date asked for. Boy, "May I have a Kiss?"
Girl, "No"
Boy, "Can I walk you home?"
Girl, "No"
Each request was answered with a "NO!", so the boy changed his questions.
Boy, "I suppose you don't mind me walking you home?"
Girl, "NO"
Boy, "I guess you wouldn't mind if I gave you a kiss?"
Girl, "No"
..., and so went the night...,

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